Josmeyer, H Vieilles Vignes Pinot Auxerrois, Alsace, France, 2015

A beautiful white wine that is clean and intense like being stared down by John Malkovich from across an empty table in a slate gray room.

Its freshness and nuttiness are subtle but crucial to the overall impression that this pithy delight will leave in your mouth. Not to mention its esoteric enough to impress even the most seasoned connoisseur.